i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
im on a boat
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