So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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