ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Semen is not good for contacts.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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