plz talk dirty to me
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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