u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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