How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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