oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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