another moral hangover. fuck.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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