I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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