What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
My bed smells like the plague
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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