your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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