I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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