talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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