do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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