Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just made out with a guy for $7.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
