apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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