butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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