she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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