Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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