Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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