He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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