i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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