so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
50% drunk capacity currently
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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