Will you blow on my dice?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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