that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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