I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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