i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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