sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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