she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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