Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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