only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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