Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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