Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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