I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
one might say we're banned from that church
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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