Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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