I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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