just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Can you bring me the toilet please
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
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