You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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