It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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