The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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