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• (239): View more from Florida

  she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  what is it with giant penises always finding me

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.

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• (408): View more from California

  Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  sorry

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  why?

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  oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.

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  I'm out of town so we should be golden.

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• (909): View more from California

  This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?

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  I thought I was just out of shape.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.

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