Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?

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(409): View more from Texas

Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs

(1-409): View more from Texas

His name should be shouldn't

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel

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(708): View more from Illinois

The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking

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(718): View more from New York

at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.

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(817): View more from Texas

He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"

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(563): View more from Iowa

i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?

(732): View more from New Jersey

No, I did. It's a long story.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?

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