Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?