That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween