She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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