The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
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Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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