gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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