So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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