we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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