Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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