: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help