I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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