It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
