i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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