Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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