you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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