You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
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What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize