Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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