So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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