Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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