i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
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It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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