Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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